Thanks to Bollywood stalwarts like Pritam and Sanjay Gupta, lots of us Indians have been exposed to great songs and movies from countries like Thailand, Iran and Korea which we otherwise would never even have heard of! Since we'd like to show our appreciation for the Modus Operandi of Mr.Pritam and Mr.Gupta, and since, like these stellar individuals, we have absolutely no originality, we thought we'd resort to cribbing from Michael Jackson's world famous hit, 'Beat It'.
Crib It! [Sing to the tune of 'Beat It!' by Michael Jackson]
They told me that they wanna hear a good song,
Needed it by Sunday, didn't have too long!
No time to compose, so turn the radio on
and Crib it!
Just Crib it!
Just heard a track that's been a hit in Thailand
No one over here will even know the band.
They'll never find out, so I'll do what I can
And Crib it.
Yeah they'll never find out . . .
So Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
Even Dr.Dre just did it
Steal a tune, baby, steal a whole song!
It doesn't matter, if it's right or wrong!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Need to make a film, I need to find a story!
Too bad that winning scripts don't really come for free.
Never mind all that crap, I'll just rent a DVD
And crib it. Just crib it.
Watch a bunch of films from North Korea, Iran
New Zealand, Poland, Togo and Afghanistan.
Throw in a few songs, and an actor named Khan!
We'll crib it!
Yeah they'll never find out . . .
So Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
If we're found out we'll fib it!
Watch a good movie, rip off a few scenes!
Even if it isn't clear what it means!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
Just Crib It! Crib It!
So Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
Plagiarism we'll exhibit !
Copy the music, copy the fights.
It doesn't matter, screw IP rights!
Just Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
Hope the public can forgive it!
Original ideas, we have got none!
We just lack basic imagination!
So Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
Rip off just a little tidbit!
Copyright matters won't get in our way.
If they try suing, we'll get a stay!
Just Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
Just Crib It! Crib It! Crib It! Crib it!
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