Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Ram Gopal Verma unexpectedly 'drops in' on Obama speech, Simpsons episode.



Film director Ram Gopal Verma surprised international media when he unexpectedly popped up at several unconnected events that had nothing whatsoever to do with him, including an address by US president elect Barack Obama, a closed-door session of the BCCI to discuss the pakistan tour, and an episode of the Simpsons. “I don't understand what the big deal is. I just happened to be passing by at each of these occasions, and randomly decided to drop in. Any one would have done the same.”, said an agitated Verma, in response to widespread bewilderment at his sudden ubiquity. He also dismissed speculation that he had the power to be in several places at the same time, saying “What nonsense. Who do you think I am? P.James?”



Rumour has it that RGV is also planning to 'randomly drop in' at several future events such as India's first manned space mission, the next AGM of the State Bank of India, and Pope Benedict's medical check-up. Strangely, he has said that he has no plans to attend screenings of any of his forthcoming films, since he doesn't like large, empty spaces.

9 comments:

Narendra shenoy said...

Rumor has it that RGV's financiers are asking him to set fire to a mountain of cash, to save time and effort, instead of making a movie and losing money THAT way.
"It would be far more efficient", said one of his financiers, modestly declining accolades for this brilliant suggestion, "and, if you are an utilitarian, it is clearly "good" because it involves the least misery for the least number of people."

AR Hemant said...

Hilarious.

Unknown said...

He would drop in after his movie is screened to look at the carnage caused..

Blogeswari said...

semma ROFL

Anand Ramachandran's Evil Twin said...

In fact, he lives fairly close by. Maybe I'll just randomly stroll into his house and see how he take it ;)

Tharini said...

i appreciate!!!

Anand Ramachandran's Evil Twin said...

i reciprocate!!! ;)

Marina D' Souza said...

"Strangely, he has said that he has no plans to attend screenings of any of his forthcoming films, since he doesn't like large, empty spaces."

Hahah.. i just spit out a mouthful of sprite on my laptop screen.. Who do i sue for this ??? :P

Unknown said...

Oh man. I could gain a couple of years worth of health laughing like this.