The cherubic, cheerful and charismatic chairman of 'Country Club', Y.Rajeev Reddy has been diagnosed with a strange medical condition that 'paralyses' his right arm in his trademark 'thumbs-up' position. Contrary to popular belief, Mr.Reddy doesn't just strike the pose at the drop of a hat, but actually has no choice in the matter – his arm and thumb are locked in the position.
Rajeev Reddy, in obvious pain, manfully endures the dual agony of a paralyzed right arm and hanging out with Yana Gupta. |
“Of course, it's true. What kind of idiot would randomly appear everywhere in the same cheesy pose out of his own free will?”, asked an irate Reddy, annoyed at the insinuation that he was merely trying to develop a 'style' of his own. “And before you ask . . . no, I'm not going to endorse Thums-Up.”, he barked irritably, before suddenly breaking into a grin, winking, and waving his permanent thumbs-up based hand at members of the public.
"Do you realize how hard it is for him to perform normal, everyday tasks like button up his suits, sign cheques, and play Call of Duty 4 on an XBOX controller? Leave him alone. Leave Mr.Reddy alone!", yelled Britney Spears, CHris Crocker and Seth Green in unison (not to be confused with the world-renowned medical imaging product from Manmar Technologies).
The revelation has not been received well by Reddy's legions of fans.
“This somehow isn't quite the same”, said a downcast Mansi Gandhi, a long time fan and aspiring member of Counry Club. “ The pose was so rakish. So dynamic. So macho. Now they're saying it was all a lie. I've been living a LIE!”, she sobbed uncontrollably.
“This won't do at all”, said Sankalesh Jimmy, who was planning to create a range of poseable action-figures of Mr.Reddy for the international and domestic markets. “What will happen to the thrill of buying a Rajeev Reddy action-figure, and then posing it in that unforgettable pose? Woe is us.”, he added rather dramatically, before setting off for China to discuss design changes with the manufacturers.
Some have reacted with disbelief, and have dismissed the news as rumours and hearsay propogated by Mr.Reddy's enemies.
“Rubbish. This is absurd. What will they tell us next, that Pluto isn't really a planet?”, said an unusually animated Jai Shankar Iyer, demonstrating his keen grasp on reality and current affairs.
“Certain things are sacrosanct. Like the bible, the theory of gravity, and Rajeev Reddy's trademark pose. They're not to be messed with”, said Nandini Reddy, no relation. This also marks the debut of the word 'sacrosanct' on Son of Bosey.
“Maybe it's a bit of both. Perhaps his hand got locked in to the position simply because of repeated use of the pose for long hours. It's possible. Plausible – not impossible. I'm irascible. Like a crucible.”, said wildlife photographer S.U.Saravanakumar, in a rare simultaneous display of balanced opinion and mean street rap rhyming skills.
The new campaign for the Country Club shows Mr.Reddy in his signature style, welcoming immigrants and locals alike to their United States property. |
All this however, has hardly made a dent in the schedule of the irrepressible Mr.Reddy. He was last seen discussing a new advertising campaign depicting him as the Statue of Liberty, for launching Country Club properties in the United States.
23 comments:
L O L .. good one again. "before setting off for China to discuss design changes with the manufacturers." .. it is true ain it.. everythings Made in China. Theyve taken it extra seriously when it comes to making babies though.
and "This also marks the debut of the word 'sacrosanct' on Son of Bosey." - ROTFLMAO
i have a theory that mr. reddy in his childhood endorsed one of those band-aid brands with their logo as a little boy in the thumbs-up post.
What was the name of that brand, again?
"Kantri Club" in US? Not a bad idea...all our Non-reformable Indians will enjoy it I am sure.....
Tired of seeing this moron on hoardings.....with his thumb and his stupid looking face
Protege of Vasanth and Co
Yay! The by-lines are back.
And maybe you should try "sanctum sanctorum" next... he he
Mr.Reddy action figures can also be used as bottle openers...
I had a brilliant idea about buying truck loads of Reddy thumb action figures, then selling them off as sex toys.
But then I vomited.
In one of those ads he's para gliding or something. That too makes me want to liberate my lunch.
Thankfully now I know why he does, what he does.
ROFLMAO !!!!! I too have been seen this clown with his "pose" for a long time.Damn funny stuff Anand!
Hilarious. Your blog cracks me up each time. Imagine a guy having a thumbs up paralysis! What a concept.
I would appreciate if Anand could put up a post on erstwhile screen bomb/legend Silk Smitha and a post about Superstar Rajnikanth.
By the way, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but the first article I found with S U Saravanakumar apart from his website and Bosey is here, at The Hindu:
http://www.hindu.com/edu/2006/08/21/stories/2006082100930400.htm
Good one !!
And have you noticed the uncaany resemblance of Mr Reddy, Dr Batra and Dawood Ibrahim ...
Hey
That was hilarious!
Not my usual thing. But we have written smack about the same topic.
So you might want to have a look at "The Country Club"too.
cheers.
he is no of cheater when it comes to customers of county club which u can use only if u pay to them through the nose
he should not even live any more
For wanderlust
Hansaplast
Hansaplast, I think @ wanderlust.
I like post. You really must get the thumbs up pose thing so I can like this post with a virtual lift of my thumb.
He has some pigsties and call them resorts.
Now I understand, he really look like a big fat black pig ( the kind which scavenges the human excreta )
In real life also, he scavenges middle class people's hard earned money.
Dear all,
Here in Pune Country club is centre for cheating incocent punekar.Almost 500 person are cheated by crores of money in name of Country vacation/Clum membeship...So he sholud intervane into matter otherwise whatever name fame may be vanish soon...
Country club is only cheating ...
Ha, ha! I think the old man from the MDH Masala advertisement is his inspiration!
this guy came out with the thums up instead his head... out of ... god knows from where...
he came out with the thumps up... from ... god only knows from where .... !
saaala kutta! country club is a big fraud!!! saale haraami! keere pen ehna nu! they are cheating innocent people!!! he n his employers will kry for death one day!
reddy will be dead sson if he doesnt mend his company ways..we are cheated by his executive ritesh khanna and they will have to pay for it soon!its a promise to all d innocent customers
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