Sunday, April 23, 2006

Man Temporarily Inspired by 'Rang De Basanti'

Bipin Das, a resident of Nungambakkam, was temporarily transformed into a chest-thumping, fire-breathing uber-patriot for a period of seventeen minutes after watching the hit film 'Rang De Basanti' last week. Sources reveal that Das left the cinema hall with a distinct swagger, sneering at fellow theatre-goers wearing branded foreign clothes and making mental notes to hoist a tricolour atop his terrace. He also seemed mildly guilty for his erstwhile support for evil western forces such as Manchester United and ZZTop.

Fortunately for his family and friends, however, the effects wore off a few minutes later, somewhere between Alwarpet and T.Nagar. He is reportedly back to normal, watching M.A.S.H reruns and hiding naughty pictures of Jenna Jameson under his bed. Er . . . normal for him, that is.


Anonymous said...

Then it was Bipin Das' cousins watching the movie with me. All emotional & shit during the interval 'dhum' break, but back to evaluating 'figures' on the ride back home.

>>hiding naughty pictures of Jenna Jameson under his bed.
I used to do that they are on my hard-drive.

Anand Ramachandran said...

At least they aren't hidden UNDER your hard drive.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Bipin Das?

George Bernard Waah! said...

Are you spying on me?