by Anand Ramachandran, based on a rich idea by his world-famous brother Arvindh AKA D of Z fame
Everyone knows that ' We didn't start the fire ' is an easy song to write (Even Billy Joel could do it). Just pick up random stuff from the world around you, and piece them together to make silly rhymes.
But if it's really that easy, how come people all over aren't doing it? Because they're lazy dolts, that's why. However, being the sprightly, brisk youngsters that we are, we decided to get off our butts, shake off the 'sleepies' and give you our take on the smash hit song of yesteryear.
(Sung to the tune of 'Auld Lang Sy . . er . . . ah . . We didn't start the fire. Sorry. Our bad. Heh heh.)
Salman Khan and Sanjay Dutt
Khushboo. Bali Brahmabhatt.
Manivannan. Vadivelu. Some chick named Reddy.
Baba Sehgal cannot stop
Blading us with Indipop.
Sonu Nigam. Shekhar Suman. Enough Already.
Oh! My God! Have you heard!
Amitabh has grown a beard!
Parents go for shorter names.
PC Sorcar and P James.
Pepsi Top Ten. Sachin's elbow gone again.
Deadline? Nevermind. Let's just sing it one more time.
We didn't eat the paya
Did you create it? Cause we really hate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we ate it, we'll regurgitate it.
Ayurvedic healthy herbs.
Caddy's lack of form disturbs.
Broadband. Girl Bands. Sonia Gandhi.
Increase in Reliance worth.
Adnan Sami's massive girth.
No more rhymes? Think again! Priyanka Gandhi.
President with long hair.
FM stations rule the air.
Sehwag's really kicking butt.
Bappi is an idiot.
DD Sports. TQM. We've gone and made a Surd PM.
Prabhu Deva. Kar Seva. Cast your vote – it's now or nevah!
We didn't eat the paya
Did you create it? Cause we really hate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we ate it, we'll regurgitate it.
Producers just love Vijay.
Bal-T's leading youth astray.
Nice Butt. Big Tits. Madhuri Dixit's.
Michael Jackson came and went.
Vajpayee needs retirement.
John Wright. Out of sight. Pace Attack is lacking bite.
Charu Sharma's motormouth.
Hindi movies in the South.
Jedis meet in Coruscant.
What to do with Vijaykanth?
Sushmita. Aishwarya.
Can I be your lover, ya?
Don't play big shots – Yuvi is at cover ya!
We didn't eat the paya
Did you create it? Cause we really hate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we ate it, we'll regurgitate it.
Modern youth have no respect.
Late night food at Coronet.
Kingfisher .Black Knight . Haywards 2000.
You can be a caller, ji.
With modern technology.
STD. ISD. Internet browsing.
Stupid fads. Crappy ads. Lack of cute and portly lads.
ATMS and IOUs – just so we can chill and booze.
We didn't eat the paya
Did you create it? Cause we really hate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we ate it, we'll regurgitate it.
Jacob Martin's cover drive. A.R.Rahman performs live.
Kiran Bedi. Supercop. KPS. Full Stop.
Metti Oli never ends. Viewers never meet their friends.
Booming of the BPO. Vader and C3PO.
Cartoon Network. Pogo. Wipro's crummy Logo.
Pre-paid. Post-paid. Now it's time to end the blade.
We didn't eat the paya
Did you create it? Cause we really hate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we ate it, we'll regurgitate it.
We didn't eat the paya
Even if we tried, we'd have quickly died and died and died and died . . . . . . . .