
“It's very simple, you get doubles to do all those difficult things that you're not skilled enough to do. So this makes perfect sense.”, said alleged actor Salman Khan. “Now, finally, I can pull off all that pesky 'emoting' stuff that these idiot directors keep on harping about”, he said, suddenly ripping his shirt off and flexing his right pectoral. “You know, in the old days, they used to be called 'Dupes' The venerable Sivaji Ganesan always used to use 'Dupes' for tasks that were beyond him, such as cycling, skating, swimming and pretending that K.R.Vijaya was sexually attractive”, commented a tired looking Cho.Ramaswamy, pleased to contribute to a snippet for the first time.
This revolutionary new technique has spawned great demand for 'acting doubles' for several Bollywood superstars. Apparently, Anil Kapoor requires a double for pronouncing the word 'Millionaire', Sushmita Sen requires a 'chin double' to hide her double chin , and Hrithik Roshan (see pic) urgently needs a 'stop grinning like an idiot' double. Aamir Khan, as usual, has refused to have anything to do with the whole issue, since he's way too posh.
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Hahaha! This is ROFL brilliant!
Some actors could actually improve by using cardboard cutouts of themselvess, saving on production cost and providing a much needed lifeline to the beleaguered film industry.
Hope they recognize this at the next FilmFare awards and present you with something.
Bollywood owes you!
How do they do it without getting caught?
Wow! Nice idea... I specially liked the wording "alleged actor, Salman Khan"... Very true! :)
and 2 doubles for lifting the respected, hon. Smt. K R Vijaya!
alleged actor salman khan.... awesome.
"The venerable Sivaji Ganesan always used to use 'Dupes' for tasks that were beyond him, such as cycling, skating, swimming and pretending that K.R.Vijaya was sexually attractive"
ha ha ha!
meanwhile, there was a small stampede for playing kamal's dupe (for some weird reason, the guys in line were puckering their lipe and checking their breath) while the actresses made a beeline for the exit.
I wish Salman uses a driving double..Cho.Ramaswamy, how are his eye balls ? Still evolving out of sockets ??
"pretending that K.R.Vijaya was sexually attractive" - Icing on the cake!
You are hilarious!
Nice one. But where's Mr Saravanakumar?
Ingenious!!!!
I loved the "alleged actor Salman" bit! Hilarious...and also the part about "pretending that K.R. Vijaya was sexually attractive"...:)
Nice to see so many fans of ole KRV. Thennagaththin Sharon Stone ;)
wah K.R.Vijaya! 'Karpagam instinct' will never be the same again!
Now along with "K.R. Vijaya hot" bosey has "K.R. Vijaya sex" too. Happy googling, you sad sacks of shit.
What if Akshay decides to do all the acting himself, like his stunts... :P
Nicely done. :)
"Aamir Khan, as usual, has refused to have anything to do with the whole issue, since he's way too posh."
HAHAHA!
Loved your blog, have to be a regular! :)
Anonymous - no such google pre-eminence. Try it and see - great news for KRV fans ;)
lol...that bit bout kr vijaya was too funny.. :D
K.R.Vijaya is teh_pWnage !! .. don tell me you actually googled that ..
think even she used dupes... whenever she had to say "ennanga
without crying ..cos she just couldn't do it.
besides the "acting double" could also help in scenes where they've to do "double acting"
The KR Vijaya comment was the best. Liked Anil Kapoor's reason to have a double too :D
Hilarious post as usual. Why not post something on the elections? Or Sins of a solar empire. Or Fear 2 Project Origin.
Also, since Grand is a Sakala Kalaa Vallavan, he is his own double, triple and quadruple.
philramble - Sons of a Solar Empire!! A true gamer!!
Also, delighted that the moniker 'Grand' is finding popular acceptance ;)
Not just the Nadigar Thilagam, quite a few of the heroines from the '60s and '70s used dupes.
'Falsies', they were called.
Ok KRV was definitely not a sex bomb but what about shivaji mama? He wasnt exactly a Brad Pitt either..
ROFL... great one!!
sooper
Ah yes, Grand has become a hit with self and friends. Also, you should bring back classic jokes like Charu Sharma, David Hasselhoff and Visu sometime.
urgently needs a 'stop grinning like an idiot' double - ROFLGUROFL !
GU - Getting up :)
pretending KR Vijaya in sexually attractive.. lol
Awesome... wonderful idea... !!!
no others than hunk person in bollybood .ritik is best actor
hai hrithik u r looking great
Hai you r loooking great
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