Former Madhya Pradesh chief minister Digvijay Singh has revealed that he is a major fan of golfer Vijay Singh. “Myself Digvijay Singh. I dig Vijay Singh.”, he said, confusing the crap out of the foreign journalists gathered for a party at his residence.
“Digvijay Singh did dig Vijay Singh, but did Vijay Singh dig Digvijay Singh?, asked a wag, tongue firmly in cheek, which makes the achievement even more significant.
“What if Vijay Singh dug Digvijay Singh more than Digvijay Singh dug Vijay Singh?”, asked a wit.
“Wait . . here's another! Digvijay Singh dug Vijay Singh, but the dug Vijay Singh didn't dig Digvijay Singh because he only dug Dig-Dug!” chimed in a clown, showing off his knowledge of old coin-op classics.
The party wrapped up shortly after that, due to an outbreak of twisted tongues.