Monday, July 17, 2006

Ode to the Automan Empire

by Anand Ramachandran, who discovered this when deleting old backups, and put quick gauge. Don't even remember ever writing this . . .

All these blokes who drive an Auto

seem to be completely blotto.

They never drive you anywhere

without demanding excess fare.

And worst of all, they sometimes will

talk politics to you until

you find their views so unappealing

they give you a queasy feeling.

Wouldn’t life be so much better

if someone put them through a shredder?

Then they’d all be good and dead

and we could take the bus instead.


Anonymous said...

What??!!??? No S.U.Saravanakumar?? No fair!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ive been commuting by autos for the past 15 years, and till date, I have never had a problem with any auto guy. Ok, once or twice, because the driver was drunk. otherwise, its very simple: treat them with respect and they treat you the same way. people who crib about autos should examine their profession first, with all due respect.

Anand Ramachandran said...

Hey 'anonymous',

With YOUR sense of humour, no wonder you want to remain anonymous. More power to unintentionally funny gentlemen like yourself - may you put us out of business (What 'business' ?!?)