Bipin Das, a resident of Nungambakkam, was temporarily transformed into a chest-thumping, fire-breathing uber-patriot for a period of seventeen minutes after watching the hit film 'Rang De Basanti' last week. Sources reveal that Das left the cinema hall with a distinct swagger, sneering at fellow theatre-goers wearing branded foreign clothes and making mental notes to hoist a tricolour atop his terrace. He also seemed mildly guilty for his erstwhile support for evil western forces such as Manchester United and ZZTop.
Fortunately for his family and friends, however, the effects wore off a few minutes later, somewhere between Alwarpet and T.Nagar. He is reportedly back to normal, watching M.A.S.H reruns and hiding naughty pictures of Jenna Jameson under his bed. Er . . . normal for him, that is.
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During that seventeen minutes, did he not change over to kurta-pyjama, swearing at Bush, shouting choicest socialist slogans, picked up from JNU?
Then it was Bipin Das' cousins watching the movie with me. All emotional & shit during the interval 'dhum' break, but back to evaluating 'figures' on the ride back home.
>>hiding naughty pictures of Jenna Jameson under his bed.
I used to do that too...now they are on my hard-drive.
At least they aren't hidden UNDER your hard drive.
manoj manojed!!! hahahaha
Who is this Bipin Das?
Are you spying on me?
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