by Anand Ramachandran, who hopes to dual-wield lightsabers some day. Blue and Purple, thank you very much.
|Bappi Lahiri poses for photographers with his brand new chin.|
World famous music composer Bappi Lahiri was pleasantly surprised last week when he noticed that he had developed a fourth chin to complement his already impressive fleet of three. “Yay!”, he exclaimed “ Now I can play four violins at a time!”. “ Let’s see if Dr.Dre can copy this. Ha ha ha!”, he added
At a hurriedly put together press conference, Bappi also expressed his delight at the total chin count of the Lahiri family being raised to a whopping 9. “ That’s not bad for a four member family – well above the national average.” he pointed out.
The news has set bollywood agog with excitement. “Bappida is an inspiration to us all. Even in these days of low-fat food, aerobics and yoga, he has shown that a true champion can continue to cultivate chins.”, gushed Subhash Ghai, another key double chin guy.
Bappi signed off on a lighter note, saying “ Let Brett Lee come here now, I will show him what is chin music! Hahahahahaha!”
This article first appeared in GILFOSIA, a print magazine we brought out a year ago. It only lasted one issue before spontaneously combusting. Since we're lazy slobs, we plan to recycle those little-seen articles on this site ever so often.