by Anand Ramachandran, who hopes to dual-wield lightsabers some day. Blue and Purple, thank you very much.
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| Bappi Lahiri poses for photographers with his brand new chin. |
World famous music composer Bappi Lahiri was pleasantly surprised last week when he noticed that he had developed a fourth chin to complement his already impressive fleet of three. “Yay!”, he exclaimed “ Now I can play four violins at a time!”. “ Let’s see if Dr.Dre can copy this. Ha ha ha!”, he added
At a hurriedly put together press conference, Bappi also expressed his delight at the total chin count of the Lahiri family being raised to a whopping 9. “ That’s not bad for a four member family – well above the national average.” he pointed out.
The news has set bollywood agog with excitement. “Bappida is an inspiration to us all. Even in these days of low-fat food, aerobics and yoga, he has shown that a true champion can continue to cultivate chins.”, gushed Subhash Ghai, another key double chin guy.
Bappi signed off on a lighter note, saying “ Let Brett Lee come here now, I will show him what is chin music! Hahahahahaha!”
This article first appeared in GILFOSIA, a print magazine we brought out a year ago. It only lasted one issue before spontaneously combusting. Since we're lazy slobs, we plan to recycle those little-seen articles on this site ever so often.
13 comments:
:) hilarious!
And reminds me of Fat Bastard's sOgam-ful monologue from Austin Powers.
"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."
Funny post.
Four-chinned cheeseheads are commonplace in Wisconsin and usually the chins are fused with the torso. They also have hanging guts with multiple tummies.
Bappi Lahiri. Bah - pretender.
Make way for the true chin-king.
Hey,
Fat Bastard was sad about his blobishness.
Bappi is PROUD.
Hehehe!! Sweet chin music!!
arrey what about his son who goes by the name of "Bappa"
"Arrey"?
Why are you speaking like a British Airways pilot?
You left out key news. Bappi is planning to buy the chinese restauant Chin Chin near music academy and rename it to
Chin Chin Chin Chin.
If bappi renames the chinese place shouldn't it be Chin-Chin's Chin Chin?
Four layers of chin with plagiarised music to boot- oh' what a personality this Bappibabu is.
I remembered a joke...
An obese man goes to learn violin..on the first day the violin instructor says..
"Put it under your chin"
This guy hesitates for a while and asks "Which one?"..
The post is damn funny..:))
I AM OFFENDED. As the chairperson for the FAT UNDIES CLEANING KREW (FUCK) i know the real troubles of fat people and the horrendous taunts they are subjected to on various websites that are not affiliated to our e-stee(a)med organization. GO FUCK! (Not the Inadjectissible)
i really dunno what to say........i reacently started an "I HATE BAPPI LAHIRI CLUB" in my school.... and i'm, making sure all my friends have got this article.... it's so typical.... ridiculous.....loll...to think that he's actually proud of having theselovely chins is unthinkable...i hope that maximum ppl get to read this article.........
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